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The weather in New York city, based on temperatures gathered in Central Park, is 57 degrees Farenhieght and sunny. The wind is from the NNW at around 11 mph. The humidity is a dry 38%. Warming to a high of 63 in the afternoon, the temperature is expected to go down to the low 50s this evening. The high for tommorow is 66, and the low 54. Pollen count has remained steadily low.

Hah--you see how disappointing it? Sensational title, boring content.

Thomas de Quincey, I hope you are rolling over in your grave over what you have left behind. Confessions of an Opium-Eater, my arse! You are quite a disappointment. I want to blog about how inspired I am, I want to be able to ponder the mysteries of life through your work, to be rolling new words and facts over my tongue. You give me nothing to express, and seem to have nothing to express either.

The forecast for this weekend looks steadily cooler, with a dry front coming in from the west....