Wanted: New blog template

Blogger seeking attractive new template. Two columns preferred, with posts on the right. Clean and simple lines but must have some flair, as blogger writes on aesthetics. Readability is key, as is sense of humor and preference for Italian wines. Don't take offense, but no black and reds templates need apply. Similarly no skulls and no pink hearts. Prefer pale backgrounds. Looking for a long-term commitment; seasonal themes need not apply.